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WHY THE F U C K CAN'T I HAVE F U N ALL THE TIME ?!

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mrgolightly:

My number one goal is to get drunk with Jessica Lange and Sarah Paulson and do some really horrible karaoke. That is what we should all strive for.

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dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

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